I took a class on how to make kombucha while living in Long Beach, CA.
Since then I have dabbled with making my own starting in 2020 and sometimes daydream about starting a craft brewery. Here are five concepts based on a blend of three things that are unique to me: (1) my dad’s knowledge of clouds from his days of flying sail planes, (2) mom’s hobby of calligraphy/water color paintings before my time and (3) a personal admiration for Japanese culture after my first trip to the country in 2019. Each type of beverage will feature different clouds in a minimalist landscape style (Wang Hui) with a subtle ‘kawaii’ persona.
During undergrad at UC Irvine, I could always hear students selling drinks by shouting out ‘boba, 2 dollars’ on the Ring Road of the main campus. Since decent kombucha is usually overpriced, I would modify this slogan to ‘Boocha, $2’ as a promotion to get feedback until the recipe is solid and reproducible. The other side of the label will have fun descriptive details about each cloud to educate people about wonders of nature while they are chugging this amazingly crispy beverage.
Also, my dad is usually the first one to notice clouds before anyone else in the family and would point up at the sky when I was distracted or pouting as a kid, so this concept may also serve as a gentle reminder to look up when you’re feeling down.
1. Lenticular Cloud (Altocumulus Lenticularis)
Lighter, perhaps floral flavor:
•Formation: Formed by stable, moist air flowing over a mountain or range, creating standing waves.
•Sailplane Fun Fact: These are a sailplane pilot's dream! They indicate powerful lift in wave conditions, allowing pilots to reach incredible altitudes and fly long distances at high speeds without engine power. The smooth, lens-like shape is a visual cue for the wave crest.
•Altitude: Mid-level (6,500 - 20,000 ft), but wave lift can extend much higher into the stratosphere.
•Appearance: Smooth, almond or lens-shaped, often stacked like plates, appearing stationary even in strong winds.
2. Cirrus Cloud (Cirrus Fibratus)
Crisp, clean flavor
•Formation: Composed entirely of ice crystals, forming at very high altitudes.
•Sailplane Fun Fact: While not directly providing lift, wispy cirrus can indicate the general direction of high-altitude winds and the stability of the upper atmosphere. They're often the first sign of an approaching warm front, signaling changes in weather patterns that might affect thermal activity later.
•Altitude: High-level (16,500 - 45,000 ft).
•Appearance: Delicate, hair-like or feathery filaments, often with a silky sheen.
3. Mammatus Cloud (Cumulonimbus Mammatus)
Richer, more complex flavor:
•Formation: These distinctive, pouch-like clouds hang from the base of a larger cloud, typically a severe cumulonimbus (thunderstorm) anvil. They form from sinking, cool, moist air.
•Sailplane Fun Fact: If you see mammatus, it means you're likely observing the aftermath or decaying phase of a powerful thunderstorm. While beautiful, they signal highly unstable and turbulent conditions that no sailplane pilot would intentionally fly near. Best admired from a safe distance!
•Altitude: Low to mid-level, typically associated with the base of cumulonimbus clouds (often below 20,000 ft).
•Appearance: Distinctive, bulbous, downward-hanging pouches or lobes, often associated with powerful thunderstorms.
4. Cumulus Cloud (Cumulus Mediocris/Congestus)
Classic, balanced flavor
•Formation: Formed by rising thermals of warm air, condensing as they ascend.
•Sailplane Fun Fact: These are the lifeblood of thermal soaring! Cumulus clouds mark the top of rising air columns (thermals) that sailplane pilots use to gain altitude. A "street" of cumulus clouds can indicate a line of strong lift, allowing for long cross-country flights.
•Altitude: Low to mid-level (base typically 2,000 - 10,000 ft, tops can extend higher).
•Appearance: Puffy, cotton-like, with flat bases and rounded tops.
5. Stratus Cloud (Stratus Nebulosus)
Smooth, subtle flavor
•Formation: Formed when a large mass of stable air cools uniformly, often by lifting slowly or by contact with a cool surface.
•Sailplane Fun Fact: Often associated with stable, non-soaring weather. Stratus clouds signify a lack of strong thermals and can indicate poor visibility. While not great for lift, their uniform grey blanket sometimes means smooth air below, ideal for basic flying, but not for chasing altitude records.
•Altitude: Low-level (typically below 6,500 ft).
•Appearance: A uniform, grey, featureless sheet or layer, often covering the entire sky, sometimes producing drizzle.